Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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