No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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