it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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