Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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