He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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