hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
