It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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