he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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