was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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