That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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