Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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