Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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