He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The air taste purple.
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