That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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