he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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