Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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