Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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