Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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