and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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