Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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