Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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