i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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