everyone is single if you try hard enough
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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