I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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