What did we do last night that was yellow?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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