Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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