Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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