Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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