did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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