that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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