So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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