my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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