i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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