If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
its liver damage thursday
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
