I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize