Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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