Swine flu is the new snow day.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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