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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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