Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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