I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
