butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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