butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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