Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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