you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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