i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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