did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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