so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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