the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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