So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Randomize
