I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My butt remains clenched, sir.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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