Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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