Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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