Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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